Thursday, September 23, 2010

Now I'm banned from my favorite Target store.

First, I was put on the "(Hot Wheels guys) Wall Of Shame" at my local Toys R Us for looking in the overhead bins for action figures and threatened with arrest if I ever set foot in the store again.
Then, Old Country Buffet threw me out and banned me for life from all of their locations for eating too much of their "all you an eat" buffet.
Now, while out looking for wave 2 of Hasbro's Star Wars Vintage Collection action figures my Uncle Rudy went apeshit and thought he was in a John Woo movie and proceeded to engage in a mock (and I must stress mock, in case you are aware of Uncle Rudy's previous antics) gun battle with assorted customers and associates and severely beat up the Target cop with a pair of NERF battle axes. The police were called but Uncle Rudy advoided them by hiding out in a storm drain. I was ordered to stay out of the store for 10 years. Crom!

Saturday, September 18, 2010