Then, Old Country Buffet threw me out and banned me for life from all of their locations for eating too much of their "all you an eat" buffet.
Now, while out looking for wave 2 of Hasbro's Star Wars Vintage Collection action figures my Uncle Rudy went apeshit and thought he was in a John Woo movie and proceeded to engage in a mock (and I must stress mock, in case you are aware of Uncle Rudy's previous antics) gun battle with assorted customers and associates and severely beat up the Target cop with a pair of NERF battle axes. The police were called but Uncle Rudy advoided them by hiding out in a storm drain. I was ordered to stay out of the store for 10 years. Crom!
One time I was banned from my local Stop and Shop for letting a Dog in.He knocked over a snackwells cake display and ate off of them,then he urinated on a cardboard sign featuring a Keebler elf.
ReplyDeletePerhaps, you should have cut out the genital area of that cardboard elf and inserted a banana then smeared it with some Nutella.
ReplyDeleteThe new fall season has begun,come on over!
ReplyDeleteTubby, please do not send me anymore environmental videos. With my lifestyle I can tell you I've had enough of being preached at.
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