While out shopping Saturday night with my Mom at the mall, I met some interesting new friends and snapped this photo of them. First is Donald Alexander Floss AKA Don Floss, he is the self proclaimed "World's Most Fantastic Artist" and his young companion/apprentice, Gabbo who due to an accident has a Pokemon mask permanently grafted to his head. Also with them was Don's ex-girlfriend/ Walmart employee-fanatic Terri Moren.Don told me about his new blog he plans to start about commercials, teen television programs, erotic fan fiction with a weekly feature of girls in welding goggles and other assorted nonsense called, The Floss Life. He hopes his online friend Muppet Lad joins him. I'm looking forward to it.
What no Jim Whisper?
ReplyDeleteI must say I do not stand for this, not one bit. Mr. Floss shall indeed hear from my attorney even with that dapper haircut and how he wears that jacket. Gappo would tear that impostor to shreds and Terri must be vigorously spanked. Muppet Lad? I'm speechless.
ReplyDeleteI want to hate this Don Floss character so badly, but that jacket and haircut just fill me with glee.
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